Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs…
Please Don’t Touch Anything is a fun little Indie puzzle game developed by Four Quarters and published by Escalation Studios in 2015. According to the Steam tags it has elements of horror in it too, but I haven’t quite seen anything like that yet. Anyway I hope you’ll enjoy this playthrough which is a guide to at least four possible solutions to the game! And I also hope you enjoy my commentary along the way :3